Dear Emily, Love Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

Dear Emily,
I know you love my cheesey beefey goodness, but this has got to stop. You are obsessed, more obsessed than you are with Jacob Black and Edward Cullen! Everytime you come in to Taco Bell I turn and RUN! I HATE seeing your face (even though its beautiful). You have hurt me way too much in the past and i just cant take it. Someday I hope you can understand, untill then, STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU TWILIGHT FREAK!
Love, Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

Love

Dear Rally's French Fries,

The first time your spicy potatoe goodness entered my mouth, i knew my life would never be the same. Not a day goes by that i don't wish i could eat you. Your beautiful peppery spiced goodness makes my mouth water just thinking about you. Everytime i see that red and white checkard sign my heart skips a beat. The wait in that horrible drive through almost kills me, but it is worth it. Mmmm now i'm hungry... time to go to Rallys. mhmmmmmmmm french fries. stop singing mr lunn.